just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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