I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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