I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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