in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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