White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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