i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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