Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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