your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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