the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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