is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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