If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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