Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
where are you?
Hypothermia
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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