nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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