Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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