She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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