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So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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