I just pynch a tree in the face
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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