You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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