I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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