My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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