your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
we're so committed to being not committed
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