I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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