Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My vagina is very pro this idea
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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