idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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