He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize