Don't you send me to vm
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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