stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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