he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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