are you still at the devil's house?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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