your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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