It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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