Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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