You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
do herpes really smell.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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