im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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