my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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