I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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