it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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