did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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