Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
