Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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