I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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