Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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