So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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