Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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