so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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