Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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