The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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