He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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