you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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