someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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