your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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