Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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