I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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