nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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