super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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