Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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