I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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